To everyone who has been wondering just what the hell happened in Florida with the 2000 Presidential Election, this picture from page 26 of
Gainesville's 2004 BellSouth Real Yellow Pages (to give proper credit where credit is due) should explain matters. Read those
"qualifications" carefully. . . .

And while we’re looking in the phone book, here’s an interesting listing. So . . . is that, uh, liability insurance? Disability?

Okay, this didn’t come out of the phone book, but it’s still pretty silly.